Anyone up for currywurst in London today? Kurz & Lang.

Anyone up for currywurst in London today?

Kurz & Lang.

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TimesPeople are SadPeople

Saddest, loneliest and most broken social network of the year: TimesPeople from The New York Times (2 goldstars if you’ve even ever heard about it).

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Yuletide Pork Fiesta.

Yuletide Pork Fiesta.

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"What I saw was profoundly shocking. The Chinese premier, Wen Jinbao, did not deign to attend the..."

“What I saw was profoundly shocking. The Chinese premier, Wen Jinbao, did not deign to attend the meetings personally, instead sending a second-tier official in the country’s foreign ministry to sit opposite Obama himself. The diplomatic snub was obvious and brutal, …

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Made @ian’s famous Mac’n’Cheese tonight....

Made @ian’s famous Mac’n’Cheese tonight. It’s perfect.

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"Many weeks and tearful interruptions in the making. But finally I’ve managed to put together a..."

“Many weeks and tearful interruptions in the making. But finally I’ve managed to put together a new mix - http://bit.ly/christmasmix”

- iaintait. You know what to do.

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The sky’s blue, water’s wet, Logitech makes shit software.

The sky’s blue, water’s wet, Logitech makes shit software.

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Stephen Colbert is a special kind of amazing. Alicia Keys and...

Stephen Colbert is a special kind of amazing.

Alicia Keys and Stephen Colbert - ‘Empire State Of Mind (Suburban Version)’.

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"Newspapers have become deadweight commodities linked to other media commodities in chains that are..."

“Newspapers have become deadweight commodities linked to other media commodities in chains that are coupled or uncoupled by accountants and lawyers and executive vice presidents and boards of directors in offices thousands of miles from where the man bit the dog and …

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No joke.

No joke.

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“Moments later a man came outside and introduced himself...

“Moments later a man came outside and introduced himself as the manager on duty. And then, ‘I’m sorry but we had to blow up your laptop.’”

Actually, they shot it three (3!) times, they didn’t blow it up.

‘I’m sorry but we blew up your laptop (welcome …

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Via juliasegal, via richgone.

Via juliasegal, via richgone.

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"Surely Tiger’s decision to outsouce sexual services to a range of competing providers is in..."

“Surely Tiger’s decision to outsouce sexual services to a range of competing providers is in line with Management Consultancy’s established best practice?


Previously he had been tied to a monopoly Scandianvian supplier - with the cripplingly high social costs this …

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Oh dear.

Oh dear.

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Hmm, I wonder what the laws in the UK are. “Don’t...

Hmm, I wonder what the laws in the UK are.

“Don’t Talk to Cops”.

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"In Venice, we need to keep the kids off the canals."

“In Venice, we need to keep the kids off the canals.”

- Mitch Hedberg

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I'm Getting Old News

Today I had a Diet Pepsi, since that’s all there was in the fridge, and I didn’t mind it, really. Didn’t even care.

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"Dubai is an example of what can be done, if you dare to dream. And then dare to employ slave labour...."

“Dubai is an example of what can be done, if you dare to dream. And then dare to employ slave labour. And then dare to spend way beyond your means.”

- The Bugle

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"Tiger needs to buckle down & find that one special person to spend the rest of his life cheating..."

“Tiger needs to buckle down & find that one special person to spend the rest of his life cheating on his wife with.”

- Colbert on twitter.

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Steph kneeled in the ocean to shoot a friend as he warmed the...

Steph kneeled in the ocean to shoot a friend as he warmed the chilly Atlantic Ocean at dawn during a beach party.

@LBM’s Pictory is live and looking appropriately gorgeous.

I’m a cheater, so instead of nicking one of the featured pictures, here’s one from the …

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